is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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