You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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