:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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