Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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