so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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