Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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