After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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