I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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