if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You work out of a Hotel?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.