I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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