Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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