i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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