I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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