Tell her she can't have a vagina
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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