So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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