I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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