guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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