when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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