do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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