i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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