Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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