i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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