I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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