quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
ttyl tear gas
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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