D3 body, D1 cock
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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