It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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