Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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