I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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