she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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