brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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