Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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