He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Boobs are out for the taking
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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