i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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