is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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