i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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