your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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