Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
