You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's rum buckets o'clock
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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