you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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