Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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