Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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