dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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