he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
