dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I feel like a drive thru vagina
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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