Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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