i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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