Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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