First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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