"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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