shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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