I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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