I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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