He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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