is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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