Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
