i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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