Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
COCAINE IS GR8
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I had to cum in my sink.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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